The funniest gag product ever produced just got better!  We proudly present the NEW Remote Controlled Fart Machine Number two (pun intended). Armed with this new and improved device you can embarrass you victims whenever the mood strikes you with:

More and better fart sounds
Increased Operating Distance
New patent pending "Boom Box Technology" designed to make those boom fart sounds you asked us for.
 
Features:

New and Improved
Boom Box Technology
15 Louder Sounds
Works up to 100 Feet away
Blows the Original Fart Machine Away
Caution You May Die Laughing
Requires one 9 volt battery (not included)

Use it anywhere … at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey!

Directions:

Install a fresh 9 volt alkaline battery (not included)
Twist out for Boom Box Feature
Hide Fart Machine № 2
Press remote button to trigger sounds

To mount the Fart Machine № 2 under a chair or table etc., apply double faced tape to back.

Caution: Do not apply tape to finished surfaces that may be damaged by the adhesive.

False activations may occur if strong radio signals are present